Friday, November 23, 2007

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adam pacman jones     Pacman Jones? You’re kidding me.

   Adam “Pacman” Jones was “In the wrong place at the wrong time”...again? You’ve got to be f#^*ing kidding me! I’ll tell you who is in the wrong place at the wrong time. That law-abiding, short sleeve dress shirt wearing, clip on tie sporting 9 to 5er that happens to stop by his local jiggly house located anywhere between Las Vegas and Atlanta to knock back a $6.00 beer and enjoy the finest silicone has to offer. THAT’S who is in the wrong place at the wrong time because if Adam Jones and “staff” are there, and apparently the chances are very good that they are, then clip-on tie guy is about to become an extra in a Clint Eastwood movie. THAT is being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Being a 4’ tall loudmouth that starts trouble and has his friends finish it is better known as being an INSTIGATOR.

   And to all those that are saying Jones needs to get rid of his trouble making buddies, I advise his buddies to get rid of their trouble making munchkin. HE starts the trouble, then asks YOU to finish it for him. He now has you wanted in two states. Oh, and just so you know, he will soon be broke.

 P.S. You know those multi-colored ghosts in the Pacman game? The ones that would chew him up and leave him for dead? I hear Winky and Blinky are currently doing time in the Clark Co. jail for running an un-licensed numbers racket.

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